April 23, 2013
i hate it when kids are assholes you cant even punch them or anything cause theyre like 9 and they know this those smug little shits
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from peace & blessingsApril 22, 2013
i’m going to give you my honest oppinion. i had this water yesterday. shits like fucking bleach okay. stay away from the crazy satan water.
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fromApril 21, 2013
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
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from but the grey one is strong, stronger than he knowsApril 20, 2013
why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers
And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.
get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto
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from XIIwhy hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
my 5th grade teacher was 40 at the time she went to egpyt and someone offered her husband 20 camels for her
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from i'm on hiatus but not reallyApril 19, 2013
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
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from ♡BOYS♡i just want to go to a coffee shop on a rainy day and order something nice and warm and have an attractive stranger around my age say “i’ll have one of those too, please” and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop but instead whenever i go to a coffee shop i find teenagers taking pictures of their orders with their iPhones and middle aged women wearing yoga pants
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from baby you were my picket fence